Thursday, 12 April 2012

Escorts as a present?

My best friend's birthday is coming soon however as she is being super far away from me, in Canada and me in Europe or sometimes even in Asia, I wonder how can I celebrate her birthday with her? What's more I am still not so happy with the postage service that made my present lost in transit. Finally this year, I decided to send her something unique; someone to celebrate her birthday with her as her pressie. Yes, I am getting her an escort! I guess escorts are pretty common nowadays and getting escorts for your friends as a gift is not a bad idea after all. As my previous posts, I guess the site that I was recommending is quite good in getting some pretty chicks as
female escorts or handsome, muscular hunks as your male escorts. Beside this site do teaches me a lot of dos and don'ts in finding escorts, not to mention that this awesome site even lists out some FAQs too! Worth checking this site out!

Friday, 30 March 2012

Escorts

Once while I am busy enjoying my new year trip in Venice, I got my email spammed by an anonymous reader of this blog. He sent me tons of funny questions such as:
"Why some girls like to leave the top two buttons on the shirts unbutton?"
"Why girls like to wear mini skirts?"
"Which part should I start to touch on a girl to turn her on?"
"Where to get pretty escorts in Asia?"
And the list goes on..
Then when I failed to reply or reply later, he sent me an email to scold me for being lazy. WTF!

My response were like, "!(^@#*&@!%^*%$&^^@!%$(@! Hey, I am on my vacation and would like to enjoy it without replying these funny emails." I am not rude for not answering these emails because I think instead of you waiting me to reply your email, why not you find these answers on the internet (if it is so damn important for you). I guess if I know this site earlier on, I would have not lose this reader. From this dating site, you could find a lot of Q&As about adult personals or escort services and best of all you could even find dates and escorts services from it. So check it out! 

I am sexy and I know it

Who else that have thick face like mine that admit herself is sexy? Well I am sure there are some sexy readers out there who is really, really sexy. I am sure you know who I meant, especially to those that sent me sexy videos and pictures of their hot bodies or some who even offers me to be my model for the nyotaimori session. *grin*

If you really think you have the assets and would like to get make some money or should I say lotsa money out of it, you can consider creating your adult personals on the adult classifieds to get more people to know about you! Aside of posting your sexy pictures on the adult classifieds, you could also list down the services or ahem adult services that you are offering. Handsome readers out there, if you really do, do let me know ya! 

Having trouble finding a date?


As you guys know I travel a lot and my friends keep on telling me that they are super jealous of me. But what they don’t know is that sometimes traveling alone will be quite lonely, in another word, pitiful. However that was just before I found out about this awesome site, the dating site. Nah, not online dating or finding date online but me finding some friends aka escorts to accompany me to go through the day. Imagine having a handsome hunk to bring me around the foreign city I am visiting? Or having a candlelight dinner with that six-packs, blue eyes hottie? Wow! You are the same thought? Go get some gorgeous male escorts *wink!

And you man wanna find some pretty chicks or a gorgeous lady to accompany you to go some skinny dipping? Find the pretty female escorts then!

Or you are feeling a little naughty? Well the adult friend finder will help you! Have fun with your mousey move and some fingers clicking on your journey to the gorgeous date!


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Thursday, 24 November 2011

Let's naughty together~

Yes, you read it right! Let's naughty together!

Am I crazy after NOT blogging for all these while? No I am not but just that I am getting enough emails from you guys asking me questions like,
“Why women like to dress like a slut?”
“What sexual position does you like the most?”
“Can you post your nude pictures on your blog?”
“Can I send you a video of me masturbating?”
“Can I be your company for sex/party/dinner bla bla bla…”

And zillions more question like these. So, since you ‘love’ me so much then let's get naughty here!

Ops, not here but an awesome adult social network. Introducing Plugin



This awesome adult aka naughty social site is a great place for perverts the people who want to find some fun online. Well, aside of getting a virtual sex you may even get a real one by dating some of these hottie pies here by asking them out! I got to know some people through Plugin that told me that they actually able to get laid by their ‘friends’. In some extreme cases, some youngsters even fell in love with one another. OMFG! How can I believe that is true? But it is. This prove that mommy told me “there are so many funny people in this world” and hell yeah, they are true!
So all you have to do is just sign up an account here, post some pictures of yourself, build up your profile and start seeking that handsome hunk or that sexy chic. Then you will get to be friend with them...










More boobies? Don't be lazy, go and find them yourself in Plugin!
Ok, go and have some fun now!



P.S – Try to find my profile in Plugin too ^^


*pictures; from Plugin members

Wednesday, 6 April 2011

The NOT HAMSAP diary

Hi everyone,

I apologise for me being missing in action. I am not gone, I am here but I am working out on my new blog. Yes, you heard it right, new blog. Since I travel a lot recently, I plan to create a new travel blog. Hope you guys will like it. Also some complains that they never really 'see' me in this blog, in the new blog, you will see more pictures of me and less craps. And of course for the female readers out there, I will also blog about make up, fashion and bla bla bla...

Oh yeah, do you realized I changed the name from Jennifer's Hamsap Diary to le blog de princesse. Why?Not that I will not blog about 'hamsap' or naughty stuffs anymore, but I just got too many emails and funny messages/comments from funny people. And even some 'funny videos' too. Anyway these will not make me stop blogging about erotic stuffs but I will just move everything into a new blog that talks only dirty! Haha!


So give me some time and I will come back with more interesting stories to tell. Don't forget me and do come back from time to time. I love you all~

XOXO

Thursday, 10 March 2011

Leftover women, 剩女

Came across this while browsing some sites:


Lyrics and English translations:
多情的阳光 洒落在你的脸庞
Warm sunshine, shining on your face
看看周围的小伙 个个都挺娘
Looking at the young guys all around, every one of them are very girly
女人的渴望就是要有车和房
Having a house and a car is what women long for
嫁对人是最大的愿望
Marrying the right person is the biggest wish
问你有没有车问你有没有房
Asking you if you have a car, asking you if you have a house
我妈妈她也问你存折有几张
My mother will also ask you how much savings you have
假如你没有车 假如你也没有房
If you have no car, if you also have no house
赶紧靠边别把路来挡
Hurry move aside and don’t block my way
我也有车 我也有房
I also have a car, I also have a house
还有人民币在银行
As well as RMB in the bank
你们要是还没有我强
If you guys aren’t even as capable as me
别吃软饭我不是你的娘
Don’t depend on me, I’m not your mother
你没有车 你没有房
You don’t have a car, you don’t have a house
别想把美女泡上床
Don’t expect to get a beauty into bed
装穷哥你不就开个破宝马
Pretending to be poor, you only drive a lousy BMW
别装大款你把我来包养
Don’t pretend you’re a rich guy who can keep me as his mistress
x2
你没有车 你没有房
You don’t have a car, you don’t have a house
你还想结婚当新郎
Yet you still want to get married and be a groom
如果你生活都没奔小康
If your life isn’t well off
凭什么我和你去流浪
Why should I accompany you in wandering
你说我现实我承认也无妨
You say I am realistic/practical, that I may as well admit
骂我拜金我也不受伤
You can call me a gold-digger and I won’t feel hurt
男人总得有个男人的模样
A man after all should be like a man
没车没房 你别想找新娘
Without a car, without a house, forget about finding a bride

This video has been viewed for more than 1.5 million times within 2 days. This video features a lot of 'leftover women' (剩女, shèngnǚ) singing the song "No Car No House." I know the English is bad right? Well, it is direct translation, so please accept.

But is 'leftover women'?
In 1997, this phase became an official Chinese word that refer to women in their 30s - 40s (normally post-70s) who have higher incomes but still unmarried. They left unmarried not because they are fat or ugly, trust me from what you see in the video, they are all well-groomed and good looking. Just that when they are already financially doing well, they tend to have higher expectations on their potential partners.

Over the 1.5 million views, it has accumulated an equal amount of comments from the opposite (unsatisfied) gender.Most of the guys think that these girls are materialistic and a little childish. According to them they are just 'being too funny' and will be single for the rest of their life. Some say these ladies look ugly and like dinosaurs that they mistook themselves into some Jurassic Park site Some say they are gold-diggers. Some say they are unrealistic and some say they would never marry such women. Some even worse that say if they are rich, they will only look at the 17-18 girls and not these bunch of 30s.

However to me I think these are what the useless men say to make themselves feel better, just like why the fox says about the sour grape. I agree that not all the women in the video is good looking and some even have funny voices, but most of them look well-groomed, educated and pretty. Men, put yourself in their shoes and think. If you have a great job, earn well and educated, would you want poor wife? In your case of course you will because men are ego animals. But put yourself in a woman's shoe. A hunter and a gatherer, man is normally the hunter and woman is the gatherer. Since stone age, men are meant to hunt and protect the family while women just gather and take care of the family. So why when in this new era, everything seems different? These women already have everything and all they want is just a man who can provide and take care of them.

Ok, I hear you man.
You may think that in this new era, men and women are equal, so why should we be bound to the tradition? Yes, it is true that men and women are equal. But think this way, if you are already doing well and happy being single, would you want to get someone who is not so doing well and share your portion? As a man you may feel proud of buying you partner a Gucci bag, treating her an extravagant meal or even a trip to Paris. But in opposite, would you like a woman to buy you your Lacoste shoe, buying you a golf set, paying from her wallet after a romantic French dinner while the waiter staring at you with a sarcastic sight? I am sure you wouldn't. As I said, men are ego. But if you say you wouldn't mind, then you have a problem. You are not even self-motivated or have any initiative to 'change/grow' and if I am your parent, I will feel embarrass to have son like you.

I understand that everyone may has different view in life. Some are more materialistic while others are more down-to-earth. I am not asking you to be materialistic here, I am not, don't misunderstood me. In my opinion, I just feel that everyone on earth, men or women should take his or her own initiative to be better in life. Yes, we should feel satisfy with what we have, but what about you still have noting yet? These ladies in the video did not ask for anything but just house and car, the most basic in today's society. You need a house to live in and do you want your wife to stay with you by the street side? And we all know that we do need a car to move around, another basic need in today's society. And you calling these ladies unrealistic for asking a man to have what they already own? I understand how they feel. They may be a little too greedy or materialistic or even you may call them selfish. But you heard them saying they already have car, house and even savings in bank, do you think they will want to be poor, walk not drive, stay by road side just to be with you? Or maybe sell of everything and use up all the saving to live with you? She pays for the wedding, house and car, would you want that?

You may think I am one of them too. Love should be everything NOT being materialistic, again I repeat they are not materialistic but they are being too realistic. You really think you will be full from not eating but love? But what do you think you have that you could made these ladies to love you? No initiative, no motivation but blaming and whining about the 'sour grape.' Worth a second to think about right?