See the picture above?? Seems like someone who's familiar to you (I know you guys won't admit that looks like yourself one)
So when you masturb, what you do??
Is the below photo looks familiar to you??
Then, what you guys do??
Massage up and down with your hands???
Hello brothers! Our treasures down there are totally different from the shapes and size of your palms dear...
So how to create the 'hole,' huh?
I know sex shops sell artificial vagina too but then those are just too 'dry' and of rubber/plastic - not nice.
Let me introduce you a way to create the substitute pussy to those who in 'need' but cannot find a partner due to he is single, his girlfriend run away, pissed up his girlfriend, no sex before marriage, religion issue or etc. etc. etc.
To create the artificial pussy, you'll need:-
- One fresh cucumber (yes, you read it right)
- A horny adult man
*18 and above only, no kids are allow to try this at home*
- Put the cucumber into fridge for about one and a half hour.
- Bring the cucumber out and wash the cucumber thoroughly with clean water.
- Cut out about 2 inches of the cucumber bottom and throw it away (or you could eat it- don't waste!)
- Slowly dig a hole with about 1-1.5 inches (size vary based on the size of your penis) in diameter (using whatever tools that you are convenient with, you could try teaspoon or chopstick) in the middle of the cucumber. It should look something like the picture below except the hole is smaller.
- 5: Put your already harden dick into the hole and hump on it as what you normally do while having sex or masturbating. (You'll know what I mean!)
[WARNING: only dig a small hole in the middle to fits you 'brother' in, cos your 'brother' isn't that huge; do admit it and please DO NOT cut the cucumber into short rolls like picture below, cos our pussies are not that shallow!]
Simple. The soft, watery and cooling flesh of the cucumber almost resemble the feeling of our treasures. Plus when you pushing in and out, the cucumber would be able to provide you a feeling of 'being sucked' back to the cucumber!
Someone who has tried this before told me that the feeling with this humble cucumber is million times better than having an intercourse. Jennifer's Believe It Or Not!
Still don't believe the power of this humble cucumber? Or still wondering if you should trust me? No harm to trust me and give it a try dude!
Try this and enjoy!
If you don't mind, whoever who has tried this before, or try after read this post, I hope you could share with me your experience.